I just wrote the Mane Six having a lengthy discussion about Discord's genitalia.

The highlight was Fluttershy describing his penis in detail, and explaining that, no, it wasn't what you think, she just walked in on him peeing. Also, his pee is blue.

Sorry that I haven't uploaded in over a month now, I'm working on a side project at the moment and work is also taking up a pretty good portion of my life, please excuse the my absence. The side project I'm only letting a small handful of people look at to get their opinions and to ensure that this is possibly one of the best stories I've ever written. So hopefully my disappearance will be worth it in the end.

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I'm lost in some place called the 'Commonwealth', and I'm in dire need of rescue. Everything out here is trying to eat me. But worse of all, this irradiated wasteland is working to keep me from finishing chapter sixteen on time!
I send and S.O.S. to the world!
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Dear Luna. So many things in here that needs DOING.
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and he was never seen or heard from again...
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I've got like four different stories I've been working on and I've published like one. Hell they ain't even that bad. I just need a proofreader, a pre-reader and an editor for each one.

Anyone wanna volunteer?

... I'm just very very tired.

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I wan't to write, but every time I pull up the editing page, I go blank.

SEND HELP PLEASE.
~Wishy

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Well, I'm very happy they finally added Grogar into the current generation and here's hoping he comes into the next.
But what I'm wondering is what happened to Bray?
In previous generations, Spike and Scorpan were the servitors to the big bad but now have been reimagined as heroes or defectors.
But what about this servitor who went one step further, carrying on his master's work?
Ladies and gentlemen, Purple Patch's Bray.

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World of Tanks. Lots and lots of World of Tanks. I'd cry for help if I wasn't so addicted and having so much fun*.

More after the break, if you please.

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So, as it turns out, my hotfix I mentioned in the last blog wasn't so hot, and ⌘+i still turbofucks my entire writing flow, not only on Safari, but on Chrome, too. I have a better idea of what's causing it, and hopefully I'll have a solution before the night is out.

Hopefully.

Maybe.

Possibly.

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Eeyup, incest porn everywhere.

Describes my day very well. This is day five of the fever. At least I'm drinking fluids now. Eating, not so much. I went to the doctor again today. I didn't almost pass out like last time! Pneumonia is fucking terrible. In Ye Olde days, people died of this shit. I'm not even dead, but I feel fucking terrible. I'm lying on my ass, taking pill after pill, and drinking so much fluid. I want to go to school. I want to see my friends. I really fucking want to sing again. I also really

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SHE'LL KNOW WHO SHE IS WHEN SHE FINDS IT